"Vodka is a very deceptive drink, because you drink it and you think, “What is this? This is pointless! It’s - you can’t taste it, you can’t smell it… Why did we waste our money on this, bloody- why are we on a traffic island?" — Dylan Moran
"Where is the cake? Cake is the language of love. I don’t see any cakes in the building. You know, people say that to you: “I love you, I love you!” Yeah? Gimme a fuckin’ eclair." — Dylan Moran